Rambling Gecko-KUNOICHI 11

since rambling rican doesnt even care about sasuke anymore im taking over!

here are my thoughts on KUNOICHI 11

ok its time for the so called RED STAGE lol!

we have Mizuho Nagai

we seem to be indoors lol

she is onto the rolling hill which seems to have no logs on top which is stupid because thats the bit to throw ninjas off balance but whatever and the dismount is WAY EASIER than sasukes

she easily clears it

shes at the pipe hold

dont you think its a breast cam?

i certainly do!

now its the shaking bridge

it looks like a shaking bridge for kids lol!

she easily clears it

the crowd thinks its a good achievement

ok now the fish bone

the unupdated fish bone lol

its still has the 1st version

and she loses balance and falls into STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS????

and the others squeal with helium like voices

they think its cute to do that lol

up next is errr

Yuka Ogura a [oh no prepare for rude pictures] Gravure Idol

ok there is no dodgy pictures

moving on

she clears rolling hill and pipe hold really slowly and while she is on the pipe hold you see a view of her boob crease

shaking bridge time

extremely big downgrade am i right?

fish bone time

and she jumps off...

Kurumi Miseki is up

she beats rolling hill

now the pipe hold

she scooches along

Shaking Bridge time

and she also easily clears it

fish bone time and she beats it!

5. dragon glider

but EXCUSE ME??

1 TRACK!!

and she fails

everyone yet again screams with horror

Natsumi Taoka

shes doing well

but does a flop on dragon glider!

KAREN

shes taking forever as usual

THE KLAXON IS SOUNDING but shes fell in anyway on dragon glider

Maya Miyakawa

the producers doing what they do best

putting in pictures of ladies showing their butts or boobs

shes out on the fish bone

its takedas protege but its NOT Keiko Oshima

oshima must be well depressed

shes done rolling hill

oshima is weeping a little

pipe hold

oshima is cheered up because the ob is stupid

shaking bridge clear

oshima is weeping again

fish bone fail

oshima is DELIGHTED!!

we have rena from vanilla beans

shes whining on rolling hill

she is taking forever on pipe hold

and slips and FALLS IN ON SHAKING BRIDGE!!!

ok we are at 16 who is a model called Yuu Takahashi

shes doing a pirouette before rolling hill

she clears and does another pirouette

does shaking bridge AND DOES A PIROUETTE

yuu is getting annoying

she falls on dragon glider THANK GOD